IC contact for deerington

[bearattack]

"Hey. You know what to do."

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text; un: trashmouth

[kissingbridge]

so i've spoken with my supplier, and this was their response:

[bearattack]

not helpful. maybe you should get a supplier who's not a dramatic bitch.

but whatever, i have other options by now.

[kissingbridge]

aw, but i LIKE the dramatic bitch thing.

huh. mazel tov i guess.

[bearattack]

so what's your supplier's deal? they have to be best friends with someone before they'll talk about selling weapons to them?

[kissingbridge]

what? no lol.

i didn't even know them before they broke into my house.

[bearattack]

what's their name?

[kissingbridge]

text — un: premed

[rehashing]

So, I think this is Mazikeen? This is Elena. We talked during Rapture and then again before all hell broke loose last month. I don't know if you saw me on the Fluid, but, I'm putting together that girls night I mentioned. My address is 110 Princess Dr. and I'd love it if you made it. There will be plenty of booze and the theme is just, turning our brains off. There will be burgers, fries, milkshakes, and popcorn.

1/3

[bearattack]

yeah totally, i'll be there.

2/3

[bearattack]

[About five seconds later:]

thanks.

3/3

[bearattack]

[Half an hour before the party is set to start:]

am i supposed to bring anything?

[rehashing]

Just you, and whatever you might want to drink if it's something specific. My bar's usually stocked.

[bearattack]

cool. be there soon.

text; un: morningstar

[morningstud]

Maze! I do hope I've reached you properly this time, I tried texting you earlier and reached a gentleman with a fantastic sense of humor instead.

This is very important, please give it a look.

[She'll get a short video sent to her a moment later. That sure is a seagull swooping down and picking up a hotdog, bun and all, and carrying it off, complete with the wild cackling laugh and the "That's incredible!" coming from Lucifer.

I'm sorry.]

text; un: no

[bearattack]

[LUCIFER..........]

Too bad YouTube doesn't exist here, right?

[morningstud]

There should be an equivalent!

Or at least some version of Instagram or Vine.

[bearattack]

You could try the DeerFeed.

[morningstud]

I could, but I like to curate my audience.

[Read: Amenadiel isn't around to shitpost at, so Maze gets it instead.]

[bearattack]

Ugh.

[It does not annoy her nearly as much as she pretends it does, but he won't catch her admitting that.]

( misfire text | un: lilith )

[sathan]

Do you still drink?

un: no

[bearattack]

Wait, you're back?

And yeah, of course.

[sathan]

It seems so.
And I might need a drink.

[bearattack]

How about somewhere that's not Lucifer's club?

[sathan]

Name the place.

[bearattack]

Anywhere where I don't have to see the two of you in the same place. Too weird.

[Except the problem is she thinks all the other places in town suck.]

There's this new place. Very old-timey.