IC contact for deerington

[bearattack]

"Hey. You know what to do."

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[bearattack]

[LUCIFER..........]

Too bad YouTube doesn't exist here, right?

[morningstud]

There should be an equivalent!

Or at least some version of Instagram or Vine.

[bearattack]

You could try the DeerFeed.

[morningstud]

I could, but I like to curate my audience.

[Read: Amenadiel isn't around to shitpost at, so Maze gets it instead.]

[bearattack]

Ugh.

[It does not annoy her nearly as much as she pretends it does, but he won't catch her admitting that.]

[morningstud]

[Lucifer is fairly willing to take the reaction at face value. Not that it means much when you're a man who enjoys harassing his bestie.]

I haven't seen anything like it before, but now I'm quite curious as to whether or not I can find the seagull again. Maybe I'll feed it a hamburger.

[bearattack]

You can't have a pet seagull, Lucifer.

[morningstud]

Oh, I don't know.

I think it would make a fetching mascot for mini Lux.

[bearattack]

Who would clean up all the bird poop? I'm not doing it.

[morningstud]

Good question.

Hmm.

Animals are quite messy.

[bearattack]

Who bartends for you, anyway? It's not a native, right?

[morningstud]

No, not at all.

I usually bartend right now. I had a few people working for me, but they've both since vanished.

I should probably put out another request for help. It's rather strange; not at all like Lux back at home.

[bearattack]

Deerington doesn't exactly attract the same crowd as LA. Don't get me wrong, the percentage of fun people is a lot higher, but most of them suck at partying.

[morningstud]

I've noticed.

Perhaps they need encouragement.

[bearattack]

I've tried with mixed results.

[morningstud]

Maybe we should try some way to get people to enjoy themselves more.

[bearattack]

The weird thing is I think a lot of them are enjoying themselves. They just have really weird ideas of what's fun. Decker would fit in well here.

[morningstud]

You think so?

I figured she'd be horrified by the sheer amount of terrible things that happen around here.

[bearattack]

Ugh. You're probably right. But she'd repress the horror, pretend everything was fine, and find some losers to hang out with while she avoided everything horrific.

[Not that she's bitter or anything!!!]

[morningstud]

[And this is when them not being from the same time suddenly becomes a problem.]

Did something happen between you and the detective?

[bearattack]

I told you she found out about you, right? Found out about us.

[morningstud]

You did.

I just assumed it was like with Linda, she just needed a little time.

[bearattack]

It's been months. She's had time.

[morningstud]

[It's text, so Maze can't see the way Lucifer's face falls at the text.]

I see.
I'm so sorry, Maze.

[bearattack]

Whatever. Her loss, right?

[No, Maze is actually pretty upset about it, but have fun getting her to admit that to Lucifer.]

Mostly I'm just pissed off that she's trying to keep me from seeing Trixie.